*Loud crash in the kitchen*
ME: *waking up* What the hell was that?!
CATS: Come and see!
ME: *goes in kitchen* You idiots knocked over my hoop.
CATS: No, we have slayed the Giant Circle of Doom!
ME: Whatevs, psychos.
CATS: We saved your life! It was plotting to suck out your brains with its black hole.
ME: The fuck it was.
CATS: Give us treats!
ME: It's 4:30 in the morning.
CATS: PRAISE US, ASSHOLE!
ME: I'm going back to bed. *picks up hoop*
CATS: OH EM GEE DON'T TOUCH IT. YOU'RE DOOMED.
ME: Try and behave now.
CATS: Doooooooooooom.
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