CATS: It's so hot in here! Fix it, mortal!
ME: It's cooler in the other room. You know, the one with the air conditioner?
CATS: But we want to be in this room!
ME: Then you're going to be hot.
CATS: Fix it! Fixitfixitfixit!
ME: Well, I'm sorry, but the air conditioner only fits in the window in the other room.
CATS: YOU INCONSIDERATE ASSHOLE! REVEAL TO US YOUR FAVORITE THING SO THAT WE MAY THROW UP ON IT WHILE YOU SLEEP!